Doesn’t Anyone Need a Job?

Hey just a reminder we’re hiring here at the Coffeeteria.  If you’d like a job and can breath while standing up I think you might be our best candidate.  Come by and see me if you’re interested.  Call, Email, post here, sky write, carrier pigeon, smoke signals anything.  Anyone?

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11 Comments on "Doesn’t Anyone Need a Job?"

  1. the girdler
    09/06/2009 at 7:32 pm Permalink

    dude if my soccer coach lightens the practice load, im there. ill let you know man.

  2. leemanator
    09/06/2009 at 7:37 pm Permalink

    isnt working in a coffee shop kinda girly?

  3. C
    09/06/2009 at 8:34 pm Permalink

    free muffins isnt girly…

  4. leemanator
    09/06/2009 at 8:35 pm Permalink

    then why dont you take it boose

  5. C
    09/06/2009 at 10:04 pm Permalink

    man i dont need a job

  6. leemanator
    09/06/2009 at 10:05 pm Permalink

    too bad. i was wanting to see you in an apron

  7. Donald Trump
    10/06/2009 at 10:17 pm Permalink

    I need a job so bad…the economy is killing me. When can I come in and apply?

  8. ashton kutcher
    10/06/2009 at 10:20 pm Permalink

    man ive always wanted to work in a coffee shop… its where all the hot girls hang out

  9. Hey, nice post, very well written. You should blog more about this. I’ll certainly be subscribing.

  10. Just Boz
    30/06/2009 at 7:35 pm Permalink

    Funny, guys. People who are actually interested in the job (not Ashton or Donald), please respond.
    And dude, if you make thousands of dollars a month from posting links on google from your house, don’t be checking out some random coffee shop blog that you’ve never even heard of and get a life.

  11. Fletchman
    08/09/2009 at 10:33 pm Permalink

    I need a job!

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