Hey just a reminder we’re hiring here at the Coffeeteria. If you’d like a job and can breath while standing up I think you might be our best candidate. Come by and see me if you’re interested. Call, Email, post here, sky write, carrier pigeon, smoke signals anything. Anyone?
11 Comments on "Doesn’t Anyone Need a Job?"
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09/06/2009 at 7:32 pm Permalink
dude if my soccer coach lightens the practice load, im there. ill let you know man.
09/06/2009 at 7:37 pm Permalink
isnt working in a coffee shop kinda girly?
09/06/2009 at 8:34 pm Permalink
free muffins isnt girly…
09/06/2009 at 8:35 pm Permalink
then why dont you take it boose
09/06/2009 at 10:04 pm Permalink
man i dont need a job
09/06/2009 at 10:05 pm Permalink
too bad. i was wanting to see you in an apron
10/06/2009 at 10:17 pm Permalink
I need a job so bad…the economy is killing me. When can I come in and apply?
10/06/2009 at 10:20 pm Permalink
man ive always wanted to work in a coffee shop… its where all the hot girls hang out
12/06/2009 at 8:56 pm Permalink
Hey, nice post, very well written. You should blog more about this. I’ll certainly be subscribing.
30/06/2009 at 7:35 pm Permalink
Funny, guys. People who are actually interested in the job (not Ashton or Donald), please respond.
And dude, if you make thousands of dollars a month from posting links on google from your house, don’t be checking out some random coffee shop blog that you’ve never even heard of and get a life.
08/09/2009 at 10:33 pm Permalink
I need a job!